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Mute Monks Bring Chorus Chops
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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
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TABLE SAW
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
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viz. |viz| or said as |ˈnÄmlÄ“|
adverb
namely; in other words (used esp. to introduce a gloss or explanation) : the first music reproducing media, viz., the music box and the player piano.
ORIGIN abbreviation of videlicet , z being a medieval Latin symbol for -et.
From the New Oxford American Dictionary.
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Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind
him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
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