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This is a vendor who cares!

6/24/2010 in Fun by face | No comments

short snippet from an email I received today

Vuvuzela Filter EyeTV 3.4 Special Edition For a limited time only A special edition of EyeTV 3.4 software is available during the 2010 FIFA World Cup that offers a new feature called the “Vuvuzela Filter”. This filter gives you the option to dampen the buzz of vuvuzela horns in the stadium during live TV broadcasts; it can be quickly switched on and off at any time during the game. To use the filter, control click to bring up the contextual menu in EyeTV. Click here for a quick demonstration of the Vuvuzela Filter in action. http://downloads2.elgato.com/elgatonews/EyeTVWithVuvuzelaFilter.mov

They need to add a second bandpass filter to kill the harmonics. The video only gets rid of the lower frequencies (to my ears).

From the internets ;-)

Use the EQ as a bandpass filter to get rid of the annoying frequency around 233 Hz and the corresponding harmonics (466Hz, 932Hz, and 1864 Hz)

Microsoft Ads – Discreet Hair Removal Products

9/30/2009 in Readers Digest Centerfolds by face | No comments

S.H.Y.N.E.S.S. G.R.I.P.E.S. F.O.M.S. O.M.G.I.G.P. – do not watch if you aren’t 16 and male unless you find South Park uproarious.

If you have Silverlight you can wander over to Microsoft’s History of the Internet

otherwise YouTube has most of the clips, just have to look around. Sort of like looking for discreet hair removal products.

C, E-flat and G go into a bar

3/11/2009 in Fun by face | 1 comment

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s a Joke, Son.

12/12/2008 in Fun by face | No comments

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

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